Thursday 27 August 2009

Uxbridge English Dictionary - part 4

Paracetamol – Airborne soldier gives up his chair for gangster’s girlfriend

Parisian – Claim Hislop is your father

Percussion – Knocked senseless by a drummer

Permafrost – David Jason night on television

Perspire – kind of poll tax for cathedrals

Pompous – what an Aussie doctor removes from an Englishman’s boil

Procure – in favour of the medicine

Procure – Medicine not for amateurs

Prolapse – lady of the night loses concentration

Quandary - a fast launderette

Quicksilver - 2nd in the 100m

Ramrod – Deliberately drive into Mr. Stewart

Removes – concerning the dance routine

Reply – try to soften her up with drink for a second time

Revere – to swerve a second time

Stalagtite – POW camp for misers

Surplus – too many lords

Transistor - female sibling that wears men's clothes

Untidy - moving in a way that does not resemble the sea

Veritable – more like a table

Whippet - to train a dog with cruelty

X-rays - Messers Charles, McAnally and Baxter

Yearly - (Brummie) you have arrived too soon

Zulu - toilets at Whipsnade

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