Thursday 27 August 2009

Uxbridge English Dictionary - part 3

Fanciful – not wanting an empty one

Grotesque - rather like ancient currency

Heirloom - machine for weaving stage costumes for air guitarists

Helix – A contented wife

Hornet - a small horn

Insinuate – consumed food whilst breaking a commandment

Justice - frozen water and nothing more

Kinetic – Prince Philip annoyed by his loft

Lingers – Fishermen interested in only one species

Malingers – Can’t get rid of mother

Manure – Midge after puberty

Melodrama – Story set in a hippy commune

Messiah – move clutter to the top shelf

Minimalist – Register of dwarf mothers

Molest – The girl most like a gangster’s girlfriend

Munchkin - keep cannibalism within the family (see Antifreeze)

Novice - lacking the necessary tool to securely hold the piece of wood

Outside - the team no longer batting

Overlord - halo

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