Uxbridge English Dictionary - part 3

Fanciful – not wanting an empty one

Grotesque - rather like ancient currency

Heirloom - machine for weaving stage costumes for air guitarists

Helix – A contented wife

Hornet - a small horn

Insinuate – consumed food whilst breaking a commandment

Justice - frozen water and nothing more

Kinetic – Prince Philip annoyed by his loft

Lingers – Fishermen interested in only one species

Malingers – Can’t get rid of mother

Manure – Midge after puberty

Melodrama – Story set in a hippy commune

Messiah – move clutter to the top shelf

Minimalist – Register of dwarf mothers

Molest – The girl most like a gangster’s girlfriend

Munchkin - keep cannibalism within the family (see Antifreeze)

Novice - lacking the necessary tool to securely hold the piece of wood

Outside - the team no longer batting

Overlord - halo

The "stars" that never quite made it

I really must get round to doing a poem based on this one day. Here's a few of the solo artists who, for some reason, never quite made it to the top ...

Fred Zeppelin
Derek Andy Dominos
Eartha Windenfire
Kate Usquo
Colin (US pronunciation) Stones
Damon Corner
Herman Hermit
Rudy Blues
Jeff Starship
Ron Etts
Bing Crimson
Bea Gees
Tim Tations
Sue Preems
Brad Company
Jack Sabbath
Sue Oystercult
Dee Rex
Che Cargo
Steff Leppard
Dinesh Mode
Jen Ursiss
Menna Twerk
Lou Order
Pat Shopboys
Shelly Marr
Stan Dauballet
Kyle Council
Sue Pertramp
Dai Doe
Frank Ferdinand
Cath Abian